Striving4Zen

SO this guy is flying into JFK. He'd flown to Grenada, Spain, before this latest attempt at airborne terrorism and its subsequent updated luggage regulations. His carry-on has two sealed, unopened new bottles of cologne. They're forbidden. So are other bottles containing liquids in his wife's carry-on case. He's told to repackage them and air-freight them separately from his carry-on. He runs around accomplishing that. Exhausts himself. Stresses himself. Returns to the ticket counter. Rechecks in. Gets charged $75 for this new additional package, which is then loaded onto his same plane. He says, "So this so-called inflammable dangerous fluid, which could blow up the plane wherever you pack it, is OK as long as I pay extra for it?"
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