Striving4Zen

Chinese massage in New York is the poor man's spa. For around $25 a half-an-hour, you're body will be handled vigorously by usually an older Chinese person without even a pretense of interest. Your body, relaxing into the slightly soiled table, will make crinkle sounds on the 1 ply paper and your sinuses will fill with fluid. Ah, relaxation. With so many places and so few regulatory committees, it's always a chance you'll come out severely disfigured. But follow Gridskipper's Handy Guide and you'll get Tui Na'd, deknotted and handjobbed to your heart's content.
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