Monday, August 20, 2007
Cindy Adams Take on Health.....
TOO many carbs in your diet?
Remember, Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Mexicans eat lots of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Chinese drink little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Italians drink lots of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion: Eat, drink what you want. Speaking English is what kills you.
Remember, Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Mexicans eat lots of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Chinese drink little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Italians drink lots of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Conclusion: Eat, drink what you want. Speaking English is what kills you.
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